1. officialunitedstates:

    FACT OF THE NIGHT:  owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages.  most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

    (via beyoncevevo)

     
  2. relyonloveonceinawhile:

    whatmariadidnext:

    two4fit:

    TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

    "WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

    "It’s mildly breezy outside."

    (via almost-nameless)

     

  3. lungbender:

    Me: 

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    You:

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    (Source: tcph, via notjackwhite)

     
  4. plantbaby420:

    *mic drop*

    (via almost-nameless)

     
  5. pink-station-gerard:

    Wet Yourself! At The Party

    (via littledebbieofficial)

     
  6. ofgeography:

    i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

    (via the-old-ultr4-violence)

     
     
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  8. poryqon:

    if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

    (via lilmiss-rivalry)

     
  9. (Source: detoxys, via hanahmontana)

     

  10. my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

    (Source: wificrisis, via handjob)

     

  11. sealcat:

    no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

    (via handjob)

     

  12. gentlemanpigeon:

    girl???? who like a VIDE GAM e?!???? ahow dose she pl ay…… with a Boob???

    (via beyoncevevo)

     

  13. nepetaleijons:

    when u make a mistake

    image

    (Source: bird-meme, via beyoncevevo)

     

  14. kanyewestevil:

    schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via handjob)

     
  15. (Source: epic-vines, via handjob)