1. snailfriend:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. primarie:

    Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
     
    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.

    Now it gets really weird.

    Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

    Now hang on to your seat.

    Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
    Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

    And here’s the “kicker”:

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
     
    AND……………….:

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
     
    I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

    I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

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  3. pussybow:

    on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

    (via caseyanthonyofficial)

     
  4. splinteryourspine:

    u gon let me in or nah

    (Source: p4nzerkunst, via caseyanthonyofficial)

     
  5. sexaulity:

    cut through traffic

    (Source: theyuniversity, via officerrjenni)

     
  6. fallenadversary:

    wellheyproductions:

    onestepinc:

    insanelydelish:

    JC PENNY SEES YOUR HOMOPHOBIA AND RAISES YOU A DOUBLE RAINBOW.

    ^ yes

    I tried to scroll past this, but it must be reblogged. Must….always….reblog…..

    ANTE UP, BITCHES!

    JC Penny says “COME AT ME BITCHES!”

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  7. tibets:

    here’s a video of me

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  8. foxgrl:

    where i belong

    (Source: nevver, via catholicnun)

     

  9. Cake Boss in a nutshell…

    barebackbearyak:

    Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

    Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

    (via catholicnun)

     

  10. mongoliantiger:

    When you answer someone with sarcasm and they get really offended.

    imageimage

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  11. ngun:

    ttranquiill:

    shiroyanagi:

    whoufflesoufflegirl:

    the-treble:

    willowpedia:

    crazymolerat36:

    ewitsmichelle:

    not just followers, everyone.

    same

    I’m here if any of you need to talk<3

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    The best part is, this post actually does something, it offers support, unlike one of those useless “reblog if you care” posts.

    Yooo my country’s not in this list so here’s the suicide hotline for Indonesia: (+62)21-500454

    Reblog this around!

    Please please please reblog this…. It could save someone’s life

    reblogging for the addition of hotline links

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  13. relahvant:

    when your parents start to lecture you about something for the 900000 time

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  14. starktrekenterprise:

    zillyh00:

    slidingtuna:

    zillyh00:

    zillyh00:

    I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY

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    Those clothes will make you look ripped

    LEAVE

    cutting edge fashion

    Her clothes will be a cut above the rest

    (Source: officialbrostrider, via beyoncevevo)

     

  15. starktrekenterprise:

    zillyh00:

    slidingtuna:

    zillyh00:

    zillyh00:

    I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY

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    Those clothes will make you look ripped

    LEAVE

    cutting edge fashion

    (Source: officialbrostrider, via beyoncevevo)