1. (Source: ddindi, via handjob)

     
  2. ultrafacts:

    thescoon:

    sir-hathaway:

    gryffinpoor:

    dudemanbropants:

    gryffinpoor:

    thepreciousthing:

    the-ordinary-nerd:

    ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

    squad16:

    finalellipsis:

    bestnatesmithever:

    What if it bites me and it dies?

    that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

    What if it bites itself and I die?

    It’s voodoo.

    What if it bites me and someone else dies?

    That’s correlation, not causation.

    what if we bite each other and neither of us die

    that’s kinky

    oh my god

    this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

    (Source) for the fact in the picture

     
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  4. dildoreo:

    dildoreo:

    one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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    (via oomshi)

     
  5. honeyboobooilluminati:

    me to the trick or treaters 

    (Source: joshpeck, via the-old-ultr4-violence)

     
     
  6. (Source: pleatedjeans, via handjob)

     

  7. rapewhistled:

    *16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

    (via handjob)

     

  8. heart:

    breakfast:

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    lunch:

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    after school snack:

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    (via beyoncevevo)

     

  9. damnafricawhathappened:

    When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles

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    (via hanahmontana)

     

  10. garbage-babe:

    FUCKJNG

    (Source: grotichon, via hanahmontana)

     

  11. volcainist:

    timelordanon:

    timelordanon:

    can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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    I AM THE FUTURE

    (Source: bartonbones, via the-old-ultr4-violence)

     

  12. maryjblige:

    i can’t believe joan rivers has been in hell for two and a half weeks now how time flies

    (Source: yzma, via almost-nameless)

     
  13. mackblesa:

    what a beautiful family

    (Source: hobolunchbox, via almost-nameless)

     
  14. jerseyshorebox:

    Lobsters: the only animal that’s alive when you kill it

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  15. androidelf:

    *takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

    (via officerrjenni)